On the Road in Indiana
Indiana's license plates used to read "Wander Indiana". That's what we've been up to lately! My wife and kids seem to "enjoy" it when I'm not exactly sure where I am or how to get where I need to go. "Mommy, is Daddy lost again?" But I never get truly lost! After all I could always back-track if absolutely necessary, or if in total desperation I could actually stop and (gasp!) ask for directions. But in time-honored male tradition, I'd much rather "Wander Indiana".
